Author’s note. Rudy | The Unofficial Novella is comprised of notes found stuffed in a stainless steel shoe box that floated up from what used to be frozen tundra. There will be 25 posts containing random insights into the seasonal saga. This is #12. They are not in order, but will be when pigs fly.
The edges of this note were scorched. Or chewed on by a herbivore. Whatever the case, this little piece of science was not meant to be discovered.
- Most deer have antlers.
- Females have antlers in winter.
- Males lose theirs in winter.
Rudy [Santa’s entire team] must be
- Deer in drag.
Now, why would someone want to destroy this information?