Rudy | La Cage aux Folles

Author’s note. Rudy | The Unofficial Novella is comprised of notes found stuffed in a stainless steel shoe box that floated up from what used to be frozen tundra. There will be 25 posts containing random insights into the seasonal saga. This is #12. They are not in order, but will be when pigs fly.

 

RudyDeer Me

The edges of this note were scorched. Or chewed on by a herbivore. Whatever the case, this little piece of science was not meant to be discovered.

Inductive Reasoning:

  • Most deer have antlers.
  • Females have antlers in winter.
  • Males lose theirs in winter.

Rudy [Santa’s entire team] must be

  1. Female
  2. Deer in drag.

Now, why would someone want to destroy this information?

Illustration: http://mother-mary.deviantart.com/

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